1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Jesus was a poor man. I suspect I’d pay


2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias.
Daphne Tracks. If you can figure out why, you get bonus points.

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Everyone in Chicago has been mean to me. I’d go with Illinois.

4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you want to do?
Get my gender back!

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
I haven’t thought about that.

7. Top three celebrities you want to do.
Hmmm…Naveen Andrews, Tyrone Leitso, and David Boreanaz (did I spell that right?)

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
smelly

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
I’m not allowed to watch horror movies because I scare easily

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
“13 miles….there are whales bigger than that!”

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Cheese Ravioli fried in butter

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
I dunno, I’ll try anything once.

13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Greece

14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
I intend to do everything I want to do

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
tiny monkey

16. A drug you'll never try?
any of them

17. If you were an animal what would you be?
cats have the life

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
gods, I don’t want to think about that.

19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I don’t like riding down escalators.

20. First celebrity crush?
McKenzie Astin

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
abilities? A noodle.

22. Favorite cereal growing up as a kid?
Cocoa Pebbles.

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
waffles

24. Favorite parody movie?
Hmm…History of the World (Mel Brooks)

25. Worst way to die?
when you see it coming

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
I try to avoid seeing gross injuries

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
Had stitches in my face when I hit it on a steering wheel.

28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Football

29. Sport you hate the most?
I dunno

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Honalulu

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Anient Greece

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
I dunno – I like TV best. Jorge Garcia

33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
?

34. What makes an awesome party?
fun people

35. What's your material obsession?
junk

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
I’m weird

37. Favorite kind of dog?
Daschund …I spelled that wrong
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
no, really, I don’t.

39. Morning or night person?
Morning

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
I love everyone when I’m drunk

41. Weirdest eBay purchase?
I’ve only ever bought one thing from Ebay and it was a scrapbook.

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
I’ll eat anything when I’m drunk

43. Its Saturday at 3 AM, where are you?
sleeping

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
All of them!

45. Worst job you've ever had?
Sweetwater Donuts – Kalamazoo Michigan

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
I’m weird

47. Favorite cereal?
Cheerios

48. Book you could read repeatedly?
The Last Unicorn

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I’m sure I could think of one…


50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
This year WILL be the best. However, the year I was DangerMouse was a close second.